Telebugs - Self-hosted error tracking

"Ever feel like you're paying through the nose just to know when your code breaks? Meet Telebugs - the self-hosted error tracker that cuts the subscription cord while keeping all the power."

🚨 The Error Tracking Dilemma Every Developer Faces

Let's be real - error tracking shouldn't feel like signing up for a gym membership you can't cancel. Yet here we are, with most tools locking us into:

• Recurring payments that grow with our success
• Complex setups requiring DevOps babysitters
• Data policies that make compliance officers sweat

Telebugs flips this model on its head. It's like finding out you could own your house instead of renting it forever.

💡 Telebugs in Plain English

At its core, Telebugs is:

• A self-contained error tracking system you install on your own infrastructure
• Fully compatible with existing Sentry SDKs (but without Sentry's baggage)
• Designed to collect, group, and notify about errors with surgical precision

💸 The Pricing Rebellion

Let's talk numbers - because Telebugs' pricing model is where it truly shines:

That's up to 90% savings by year 3. The math speaks for itself.

🛠️ How It Works (Without the Headaches)

1. Install the Docker container (single command)
2. Point your existing Sentry SDKs to your Telebugs instance
3. Receive errors with full context and stack traces

No need to:

• Configure 20+ microservices
• Manage complex Kubernetes clusters
• Train your team on yet another tool

🔒 Where Telebugs Beats the Competition

For Regulated Industries

• Healthcare/finance teams keep data fully on-premises
• No third-party data processing means easier GDPR/CCPA compliance

For Growing Startups

• Eliminate a recurring cost that scales with your success
• Perfect for staging environments where you don't need Sentry's full firepower

For Agencies

• Set it up once for clients, hand them the keys
• No explaining "why your error tracking bill doubled this quarter"

🏗️ Getting Started (It's Easier Than You Think)

Minimum Requirements:

• 1GB RAM server (your old laptop could probably run this)
• Basic terminal skills
• 10 minutes of your time

The setup process looks like:

curl -sSL https://get.telebugs.com | bash

Yes, it's actually that simple.

🔮 The Future of Error Tracking?

In a world where SaaS tools keep adding:

• More features you don't need
• Higher prices you can't avoid
• Complex terms you didn't ask for

Telebugs offers something radical: simplicity with ownership. It's not just an alternative - it's a different philosophy about how developer tools should work.

"The most revolutionary thing about Telebugs isn't the technology - it's giving developers back control over their tools and their data."

Ready to break free from the subscription trap? Explore Telebugs today and never pay for error tracking again.